she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
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