So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
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