# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
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it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
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I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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