Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
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I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
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A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
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