its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
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I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
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You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
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