he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
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I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
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Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
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