So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Dear yesterdays makeup, Thank you for always being there when I stay up late binge drinking on weeknights and am running late to work Friday morning. You're the best.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
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She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
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i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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