i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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