Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
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i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
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It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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