Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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