Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
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debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
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Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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