This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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