NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
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