Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
I just forgot I was standing up.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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