Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
