i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
No subtext here. People are naked.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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