Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
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she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
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Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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