Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
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