everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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