your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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