That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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