just survived the first fart of the relationship.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
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What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
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Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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