If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
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Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
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It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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