They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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