I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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