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I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
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I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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