I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
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Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
This is the high leading the old right now
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
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there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
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