Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
its liver damage thursday
Randomize
