were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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