dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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