I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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