I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
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I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
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The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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