Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
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My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
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