did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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