Don't you send me to vm
Apparently you make a good broom.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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