I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
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