I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
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Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
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I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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