I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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