I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
My liver is preforming stress tests.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
Randomize
