All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
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