Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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