apparently the secret to your success is patron
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
Reggie can tackle my bush.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
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Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
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Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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