Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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