420 ftw
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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