then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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