Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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