AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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