Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
that is very illegal...i love you.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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