I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
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he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
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I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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