its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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