there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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