I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
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I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
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banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
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