I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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