so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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