He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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